1.Big-Ass Rock
作詞：David Yazbek
Let's find a rock, I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like, a cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face, my buddy
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile and you'll know
You've got a friend with a rock, who cares
I mean a big-ass rock
Or rope, I got some quality rope
Made for a man who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy, Michael
Unh, that's Malcolm! Yeah, Malcolm, Right!
And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet and pal of mine
I'll pull real hard and snap your spinal cord
This world is cold when you're alone and they ignore you
But don't kill yourself, we'll do it for you
You've got a friend
You've got a friend
You've got a friend
You know, I asked a guy once
If he'd mind putting me in a barrel
And sending me over the falls
You know what the son of a bitch said？
'Drop dead, asshole'
People are pricks
I asked this guy to take his air compressor
And drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye
What'd he say？ 'I'm low on nails'
People are selfish pricks
You know another time, now get this
I lay down in front of a steam roller
And asked the guy just to proceed
You know, business as usual
And just squash me like a bug
That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash
Hey! We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head
Naw, that's such a wimp suicide
I stuck my finger in a socket once
It hurt real bad, but it didn't kill me
Malcolm, stay out of this
I've got a friend like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon used to sing？
I always get those two confused, but anyway
I turned around and suddenly
I'm not alone, it ain't just me
I'm like a player on the team
(Player on our team)
I'm part of the gang
(Part of the gang)
A member of the club
(Welcome to the club)
Ooh, let's get a club, I like the big-ass rock
Naw, one good swing and I'll clean his clock forever
Let gravity do the work!
It's a man's way to die, Mikey! Malcolm!
(I got friends)
Friends who will love you like a maniac
And lead you like a lamb
To the railroad track and tie you down
I've got friends!
Or tickle your wrist with a single-edge razor
Or buy you a beer with a Draino chaser
Or dump you in the river with a rock
A big-ass rock
Here's a nice one right over here
Hey, can I give you a hand with that？ It looks heavy
No, Dave, It's ain't heavy, he's my friend
Come on, group hug
2.You Walk With Me
作詞：David Yazbek
Is it the wind, over my shoulder？
Is it the wind that I hear gently whispering？
Are you alone, there in the valley？
No not alone for you walk, you walk with me
Is it the wind there, over my shoulder？
Is it your voice calling quietly？
Over the hilltop, down in the valley
Never alone for you walk with me
When evening falls and the air gets colder
When shadows cover the road I am following
Will I be alone there in the darkness？
No, not alone, not alone and I'll never be
Never alone you are walking
You're walking with me
Is it the wind there, over my shoulder？
Is it your voice calling quietly？
Over the hilltop, down in the valley
Never alone for you walk with me
Over the hilltop, down in the valley
Never alone for you walk with me
Never alone for you walk with me
3.Moving On Up
作詞：Paul Heard, Michael Willia Pickering
You've done me wrong, your time is up
You took a sip, just a sip from the devils cup
You broke my heart, there's no way back
Move right outta here baby, go and pack your bags
Just who do you think you are？
Stop actin' like some kind of star
Just who do you think you are？
Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are
'Cause I'm movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Time to break free, nothin' can stop me, yeah
They brag a man has walked in space
But you can't even find my place
There ain't nothin', not a thing you can do
'Cause I've had enough of me, baby, being part of you
Just who do you think you are？
This time you've gone too far
Just who do you think you are？
Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are
'Cause I'm movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Time to break free, nothin' can stop me
Movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Time to break free, nothin' can stop me, yeah
Movin' on up, movin' on up
Movin' on up, movin' on up
Movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Movin' on up, you're movin' on out
Time to break free, nothin' can stop me
Movin', movin', movin'
Nothin' can stop me
Movin', movin', time to break free
Nothin' can stop me
4.Breeze off the River
作詞：David Yazbek
There's a breeze off the river
Through the crack in the window pane
There's my boy on the pillow
And I feel like I'm lost again
Everybody knows the secret
They all know what their life should be
And they move like a river
Everybody knows except for me
And I never feel like somebody, somebody
Calls a father, I can't explain
But when I look at you kid, it's like a mirror
It spins my head, it wakes me
Like the breeze off the river
Every time I see your face
And it's strange but familiar
Like a map of a better place
And sometimes I feel like I live in a shadow
And shadow's all I see, then you jump straight up
And you grab the moon and you make it shine on me
Where do you get it from？
Everybody knows the secret
Well, I don't and I never did
I don't know any secret
All I know is I love you, kid
All I know is I love you, kid
All I know
5.You Can Leave Your Hat On
作詞：Randy Newman
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll help you take off your shoes
Baby take of your dress
Yes yes yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Go over there, turn on the light
No all the lights
Come back and stand on the chair
Ooh baby, that's right
Raise your arms in the air
Now shake'em
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on baby
You can leave your hat on
Suspicious minds are talkin'
They're tryin' to tear us apart
They don't believe in this love of mine
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
I know what love is
You can leave your hat on
Leave it on yeah yeah, tell me baby
You can leave your hat on
Leave it on, leave it on baby
Gotta hear it yeah, you can leave your hat on
Leave it on, leave it on, yeah
You can leave your hat on
Yeah
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